I'm not sure whether this is really an up for grabs bunny, or a desparate fic request, but I suppose it can be both, right?

Absolutely!

As you can probably see, I'm normally more moved by older Who (my muse likes bubble wrap and tinsel, apparently), but I like this twist. Except... it's automatically becoming sort of comedic in my head. *slaps self* Ah, yes, where was I?

Hopefully someone with sense will see it. Thanks for posting. ;-)