Third Doctor as pirate

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Here's an idea from narwhale_callin. Neither she nor dragonofmemory feels able to tackle it, and I know I can't, but someone out there needs to try:

"...pirate!Three roving about the Caribbean. The scenario I'm picturing is accidentally-fobwatched!Three thinking he's a pirate, somehow escaping UNIT and stealing a ship to rove about the Lesser Antilles with some random guys he shanghais from the street, being pursued by an extremely exasperated Brigadier and the UNIT crew on a UNIT ship that they don't really have the funding for, and of course encountering Spanish-pirate!Master and having epic sea battles because English pirates very much don't like Spanish pirates." (Inspiration was, in great measure, Jon Pertwee's album of salty sea shanties, "Songs for Vulgar Boatmen.")