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This is a large assortment of very cracky bunnies...



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Sixth Doctor, Tenth Doctor
Characters/Pairings (if any): Other!Ten, the Valeyard
Plot Bunny Summary: Ten's clone from Journey's End winds up becoming the Valeyard.
Any Other Notes: Think about it. He has no regenerations of his own; he's an oddity from between one regeneration and another (JNT got the numbers a bit wrong, it seems); and if he's anything like Original!Ten, he's just nuts enough to do it!



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Eleventh Doctor, Care Bears crossover
Characters/Pairings (if any): Eleventh Doctor; Care Bears
Plot Bunny Summary: The Care Bears are trying to destroy the Doctor. And they have a big honkin' spaceship.
Any Other Notes: Don't ask me why. It was a nightmare I had. Affected, I think, by Victory of the Daleks. But I would like to see it written up with more detail than I can remember or invent...


And the rest of these are from a meme I did a while back - one of those where you answer questions of the form "If [number] and [number] did such and such..." I just took it literally. (Thus there are bits of these bunnies that aren't strictly mine, but I'm only posting the ones I added a good bit to.)



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Ninth Doctor, Fifth Doctor
Characters/Pairings (if any): Nine, Rose, Five
Plot Bunny Summary: Nine and Rose meet Five, and Rose decides Fivey is way cuter than Nine, and also for some reason goes MAD WITH POWER. Or something like that. She winds up as Queen Rose, all spiffed-out and domineering with Fivey on her arm like a trophy Doctor, and Nine kneeling in chains at her feet giving her that big sad puppy-dog-eyes look.

Any Other Notes: Original prompt was "1 and 5 team up to defeat 9 who has gone MAD WITH POWER. What happens?" I decided Rose would switch sides because she'd think Fivey was cuter than Nine... the rest just happened.



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any):
Characters/Pairings (if any):
Plot Bunny Summary: Four, Five, Seven, Eight and Nine have a talent contest. Eight does some dramatic readings of romantic poetry; Four sings "I Am a Pirate King" from Pirates of Penzance and then starts reminiscing about the time he substituted for Rutland Barrington in Iolanthe; Seven plays the spoons; and Five and Nine perform "Who's On First?", because this is necessary when you have that many people called Who around. (Five is Abbott and Nine Costello. It might have worked better the other way, but Five absolutely refused.)

Any Other Notes: Original prompt was "4, 5, 7, 8 and 9 are putting on a performance. Is it a play? What play? Did they form a rock band? Or are they doing street mime things? How creative are they?"



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Second Doctor, Sixth Doctor
Characters/Pairings (if any): Two, Six, Jamie
Plot Bunny Summary: "Two Doctors" crack missing scene - Two and Six go shopping for curtains to cover the police-box windows. Jamie is horrified by Six's selection, which matches his coat, but Two quietly points out that it'll all look much better in B&W. Then he rubs his hands and takes out his recorder.
Any Other Notes: Original prompt was "2 and 6 have to go curtain-shopping. How do they feel about this?"



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Third Doctor
Characters/Pairings (if any): Third Doctor
Plot Bunny Summary: Three sets up a shop selling spare gadgets to make a bit of pocket-money after the Brig starts grousing about expenses again.
Any Other Notes: Original prompt was "3 starts a business. What is sold?"



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Second Doctor, Seventh Doctor, Ninth Doctor
Characters/Pairings (if any): Two, Seven, Nine
Plot Bunny Summary: Nine, whose brain was slightly fractured by the Time War, finally remembers that Seven is secretly the scheming genius behind the Cartmel Master Plan. So he asks Two to stop him, even though that will cause Nine to have a totally different backstory because Eight won't regenerate under the same circumstances.
Any Other Notes: Original prompt was "9 discovers 7's secret identity! What happens when s/he tells 2?" As you can see, that took a bit of doing...



Username: curuchamion
Era (if any): Third Doctor, Sixth Doctor
Characters/Pairings (if any): Three, Jo, Six, Peri
Plot Bunny Summary: Three has pointy ears - which are usually covered by his floofy hair, though when Jo notices them she thinks they're cute (as who wouldn't? *g*) - and Six has grown rainbow-colored wings, which Peri thinks are a manifestation of his ego because he thinks he's practically an angel anyway. The two Doctors work together to figure out why this happened.

Any Other Notes: Original prompt was "3 has abruptly and unexpectedly developed pointed ears (or lost them if they were previously present) and 6 has similarly sprouted sudden wings (or lost them if they were previously present) -- and they must work together to discover the cause and cure... or, with each other's help, learn to adjust..." The 'rainbow-colored' idea is from primsong; thanks, Prim! ;-)

And - for now - that's all, folks!

(Sheesh, does no one but me ever post on this comm? o.O I guess other people are actually, you know, writing. *g*)