Time Lord marriage bunny

[john_amend_all]

Username: john_elliott
Era (if any): Any, or all
Characters/Pairings (if any): The Doctor / multiple
Plot Bunny Summary: Change one letter: A Time Lord has thirteen wives.
Any Other Notes: I had the idea after reading lost_spook's recent story where the Brigadier finds himself in the same room as three of his love interests. I wondered if the Doctor didn't see anything unusual in this because multiple concurrent marriages were routine for Time Lords. Except that being who he is, the Doctor would then make a mess of the whole thing by marrying non-Time Lords and end up with some horribly complicated love triskaidecagon.

Comments

[thisbluespirit]

I think my brain exploded before I got to the end of this. ;-)

(Also, I'm sorry - I don't know why LJ decided your post had to be moderated. I just checked my settings and they're still the same. And I've not had to approve anyone else's. I can only conclude it's either not got Teaspoon on its 'whitelist' of links, or it just doesn't like you. However, as you can see, I approved you, obviously. :-D)

[curuchamion.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be a... I can't think of the word... fourteen-agon? Thirteen wives, plus one Doctor, makes fourteen sides.

Although, knowing fandom, it might wind up with some femslash combinations at the same time - does that add to the total number or just divide some of the interior angles?

(Sorry; geeky geek is frightfully geeky! *g*)

[john_amend_all]

Tetrakaidecagon, I think.

Of course, if you had one Time Lord and nineteen wives and shipped every possible combination, you'd end up with a mystic Rose.

[primsong.livejournal.com]

And it gets even worse if each of those Time Ladies has at least twelve other husbands orbiting them... oh dear...

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

Dare one ask what you were drinking/eating/smoking/inhaling at the time?! :D :D

[john_amend_all]

None of the above. <montypython>The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.</montypython>

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! Very good...

[fox-in-time.livejournal.com]

wives?
could at least some of them be husbands?

[john_amend_all]

Why not? Particularly if one of them's the War Chief.